You are a man, and you have never been pregnant. Therefore, you can't possibly understand how uncomfortable I am right now. I know we should let "nature" take its "course," but when you feel as icky as I do, it's hard to imagine that ever happening. Thank you for your kind sentiments and for being so nice (I'm constantly impressed by how nice the doctors are at our practice). You're right, hopefully you're the last doctor I see before the baby comes and I won't need next week's appointment at all.
Thanks a lot,